It's well weird that it's been that long. Chris thinks he's known Olive since before she and Eduardo were together, so he feels a bit... involved with it, somehow. Like he's responsible. Not that he shoved the two of them together or even knew Eduardo at first, but it feels like that, just the same.

"Yeah, that'd be shit," Chris agrees, "It'd cut down on the presents though. Like, in the future. One less date to keep in your head, yeah?"